"I'm A Believer" PIT BULL VERSION

I thought they were always known as nanny dogs
Watched over the kids and over me
Dog was out to get me
All because of breed
Laughed at all the folks who said I'd bleed

Then he bit my arm, now I'm a believer!
Did me harm, now I'm in ER
Saved that Pit, mmmmmm, not a retriever
Kennel deceiver, boy, they lied!

I thought doggie love was all they ever gave
Didn't read the news or look at stats
Now I'm in here cryin'
All I have is pain
Now I think it sunk into my brain

"Chomper" bit my arm, now I'm a believer!
Did me harm, now I'll never mend
Saved that Pit, mmmmmm, not a retriever
Boyfriend's a griever, boy, they lied!

(growling solo)

Beast was out to get me
That is when I screamed
"Shoot this F---ing dog", or I might have died

Then he bit my face, now I'm a believer!
Tried the mace, but he didn't stop!
Loved a Pit, mmmmmm, not a retriever
Not like a beaver, boy, they lied!

Yes, he bit my face.it felt like a cleaver
What a waste, of money and time
Now a believer......