Forget tryin' to park 'round here, it's one big condo complex
Your big garage is full of crap like magazines and comix
And so you park your big sedan right out there on the road
And leave it there for seven weeks in front of my abode

I am furious, that junker's spurious
Gonna make a fuss
In the law I trust
Hate it there, parked car

Now it's been there a couple months
I called the city, but they do no towing
You came out and opened the trunk
I jumped for joy, I thought it might be going
You threw the three red tags away
Went back into your home to watch football
The law says public streets you can
Leave your car for three days and that's all

Parked car, I see you every morning
Parked car, same spot in the street
Parked car, let the warning on your window
Be the first thing that you see there
And then maybe someday soon you'll move that
Parked car

It's hard to live next to you
I've heard your drunken parties, and your loud guitar
The system has now failed me
I think some drastic measures might just move that car
I go out with my pipe bomb
But then I see you drive away that piece of crap
I'm just about to celebrate
And then a Winnebago pulls into the gap

Parked car, I see you every morning
Parked car, same spot in the street
Parked car, let the warning on your window
Be the first thing that you see there
And then maybe someday soon you'll move that
Parked car