You're always going on a run
So that mutt can crap
I used to think I was the one
Who got to lay down in your lap

(Here it comes again)
Now it's shedding fur right on my bed
Ooh, and now it trips
(And it barks again)
And that noise is going to burst my head
(And it pees again)
And now my pants has several rips
Well, it's my girlfriend's dog
It's my girlfriend's do-og
But it's here all the time

It's got it's nuclear poots
And it's sticky drool
Ooh, when it bites my hand
I'm supposed to say "It's cool-oo-oo-ool"

(Here it comes again)
Now it's digging up my fresh mowed lawn
Now I'm gonna flip
(There it goes again)
Now there's something gross I've sat upon
(Stole my lunch again)
I kinda hate that cur, I kinda hate that little dip
Well, it's my girlfriend's dog
It's my girlfriend's do-og
But it's here all the time
Hear it whine

It's always growling at the door
At the pizza guy-uys
Leaves me presents on the floor
Smells like it rolled in cow pies

(There it goes again)
When we're making love it likes to watch
(There it goes again)
With another nip
(There it goes again)
I don't like the way it eyes my crotch
There it goes again)
I kinda hate that cur, I kinda hate that little dip
Well, it's my girlfriend's dog
It's my girlfriend's do-o-o-o-og
And it's here all the time
It's unkind

(My girlfriend's best friend)
I know it ain't me
(My girlfriend's best friend)
No, no, no
(My girlfriend's best friend)
I know it ain't me
(My girlfriend's best friend)
Can't cook that doggie.....