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Song Parodies -> "Ballbusters"

Original Song Title:

"Ghostbusters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr

Parody Song Title:

"Ballbusters"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Here's one for the ladies to grab onto.
When a guy gets fresh and you're in distress
What you gonna use? Ballbusters!
When a guy's a heel and he cops a feel
What you gonna use? Ballbusters!

Just use a bat or a post
Aim where it hurts the most

If you get harassed or it's in your head
What you gonna use? Ballbusters!
You can hurt him bad, he'll wish he was dead
What you gonna use? Ballbusters!

Just use a bat or a post
Aim where it hurts the most
What you gonna use? Ballbusters!
Use these tools on the family jewels
Right there Ballbusters!

Just use a bat or a post
I hear it likes the girls
Just use a bat or a post
Where you gonna aim? Ballbusters!

If you've had enough of that macho stuff, baby
You wanna use Ballbusters!
Bustin' makes you feel good
Usin' a bat or post

Don't get caught alone oh no...Ballbusters!
When he comes home with (a) whore
You can show him the score
I think you better use Ballbusters!
Ooh... hurts when you use Ballbusters!
Who you gonna maim Ballbusters!
Ah, I think you better run Ballbusters!

Recovering. Thanks all.
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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8
Total Votes: 4

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Guy - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - You're always bustin' balls. Nice original idea. But you know how we have to be kinder and gentler towards the gay community. Shame on you. ;-)
Rick D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I know that was a typo. You want me to be kinder and gentler towards the "Guy" community, right?
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah-HA! Good work, Rick! Seems like I'm not the only male parody writer with some big inspiration coming from below-the-belt... >;-D
Paul Robinson - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, OUCH! I had to pause before I clicked "5" on "funny" because, well, you know, BECAUSE...but it is. So I did. Almost missed your postscript note that you are recovering. Glad to hear it.
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooops, sorry, I missed your postscript note, Rick - that's great news, glad to hear that one of my favorite lyricists is on the mend.
Adagio - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Am I outnumbered here? I'll carry a bat just in case. Good work. 5's
2nz - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
It hurts so much I can't stop laughing. And if I did, it would still hurt.
MIKE - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
NO
cock n' ball torture - October 03, 2019 - Report this comment
sir bang yer mum

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