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Song Parodies -> "Wintertime Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Eddie Cochran

Parody Song Title:

"Wintertime Blues"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This was also a hit for the Who, Blue Cheer and Alan Jackson
Well, I'm sick of the old cuss who arrives every December
You gotta hear about him from the middle of November
He has a white old beard and two rosy red cheeks(and says)
Too bad, son you're stuck with me for weeks
Sometimes I wonder if I'll make it through
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues

Gonna take the whole month, stay at home, turn off the cable
Try escaping Christmas just as long as I am able
When I hear the same songs it makes me want to scream
(It's worse than)
Driving a truck selling kids ice cream
Sometimes I wonder if I'll make it through
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues

Well I'm sick of all the hype and the commercialization
Full of customs and cliches a religious desecration
Well' I went to a store it was a two hour wait(and found)
Sorry, we're all out, you're a little too late
Sometimes I wish that I was born a Jew
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues

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Total Votes: 2

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Royce miller - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I like "sometimes I wish that I was born a Jew"
Billy Florio - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, this one is excellent too!!!!!! Amazing!
Phil Alexander - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This one turned up at random... excellent, Rick - couldn't agree more with the sentiment, too.
Tim Hall - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
This is an excellent take on crass commercialism

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