BILLS!
They just came in, for daughter Jill
I look at her and I see my daughter-in-law May
Oh, but now I have to pay for her wedding day (Wedding day)
Oh, I was on your side, Jill, the day you told us
I'd put some bucks aside, Jill, but then you fooled us
I'd pissed it away, no chance that you'd be marryin' Jill

You loved her so, you always will
And in your choice I thought, just mademoiselles
Oh, but now I have to cough up for those wedding bells (Wedding bells)
I was the one who marched pickets, filed litigation
I didn't foresee the day, you'd find liberation
My credit cards now carry debt you married her Jill
They just came in, those lousy bills

And though devotion I see there, I don't know how
Oh, the bills, for when you took those same sex wedding vows (Holy cow!)
Come on Jill, (help with bills) Come on Jill, (help with bills
You went and married her Jill, and now they're here, the hefty bills
Come on, I got the wedding bill blues, yeah the wedding bill blues
You got to marry her Jill, And now the legal fight, Jill, and all the paperwork Jill