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Song Parodies -> "Wooden Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Wooden Ships"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Wooden Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A warped tribute................
If he smiled at you
You would understand
That he had something
That nobody, no one here has
In this time and age.

You can see by his wig, my friend
He's from another time
There's just one thing kids want to know
If you said "say cheese" he'd run

Say, isn't that him on the one-dollar bill?
Yes I've spending them
For six or seven years now, haven't got change once
Probably keep us in the black

Wooden teeth on our leader -very thick, (and cheesy)
Using bone or enamel for a toothpick
Silver hairpiece on the browline, what a hick!
Someone we didn't pick
It's Georgie..

Warrier, what a presidential guy!
The only one who never told us a lie
Crossed rivers and stood, who knows why?
He was heaving, as he leads us..

Go, take vacation, his monument
Stands in the seat of our government
Looks just like a grown man's pup tent
It's deceiving, as he leads us..

And he's a legend
Growin' fast from early days as a soldier
Guess I'll take that course and grow.

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Paul Robinson - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought you were talking about Crosby for a while who does that make MORE warped - me, you or concept...OH...found an interesting DVD the other day...Stephen Stills from back with his early 70's side group, "Manassas"'s only 36 or 38 minutes, but it solid music...9 songs from the very fine "Manassas" double-album...they performed it live, apparently for some German Network that taped it and distributed it...somewhere? Never saw it here, that's for sure...the versions are just different enough from the record so that you can tell it really was done "live"...Stills even kinda of rolled his eyes at one point after one number when looking over at Chris Hillman and made a slightly self-deprecating remark...I think he forgot part of a line and just put in something close...anyway, it was really quite good...but weird, because there was NO audience you had the whole "Manassas" group...and there were 7 or 8 of them - up in front of a camera, playing their asses off live...with no audience...BTW - they had a really hot player, "Joe Lala", who played the hell out of Latin-type percussion instruments...but he LOOKED like Greg Brady...including hair-style and
Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
From George W. to George W. B. -- 200+ years of "progress". 5 Washingtons, three times.
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool parody
LucidLupin LeeBee - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the parody - prompted me to dig out the OS and sing along...
All I would say is that Georgie isn't the only one to have lied for sure! 555

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