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Song Parodies -> "This Song is So Dumb at Xmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Xmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"This Song is So Dumb at Xmas"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This song is so dumb at Xmas
This song is so dumb at Xmas
This song is so dumb at Xmas
It's the worst you can hear
Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
And direction unclear
The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
Then plops down right here
Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Going right in your ear
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
Than listen each year
This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
It dropped from a steer
Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Or at least bring a beer
There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
Or just seems like it, dear
This song is so dumb at Xmas
This song is so dumb at Xmas
It's the worst you can hear
Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
And direction unclear
The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
Then plops down right here
Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Going right in your ear
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
Than listen each year
This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
It dropped from a steer
Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Or at least bring a beer
There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
Or just seems like it, dear
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Amen
5's for telling it like it is!!!!
Brilliant, Rick.
what happened to the "good tidings to you" part ?
Never get to that part, Alvin. I always change the channel or run out of the mall screaming.
Ah - sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the Christmas tree this morning... ;-)
Cynic. There's *only* 3 verses! :P (although the Ray Conniff version does get real old REALLY FAST!) 555
My favorite of the day! Well done Christmas song satire, Rick.
(giggles loudly)
lol
Ho! ho! ho! ho! ho! Doesn't that make you think of The Wheels on the Bus?
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