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Song Parodies -> "Homely Dates"

Original Song Title:

"Lonely Days"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Homely Dates"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Boy, those pop-ups lie....
They plug computer "singles"
Saying they all look fine
False advertising there on line
I've met them in the evening
Hoping for a fun night
Nothing prepares you for that sight

Homely dates, sudden frights
Where can I run from this here woman?

Homely dates, sudden frights
When can I run from this here woman?

Good luck with online "singles"
An airbrushed photo there
Go on and try it
If you dare

Homely dates, kill the lights
Where can I run from this here woman?

Homely dates, man, she bites
When can I run from this here woman?

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Silly Willie - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Must have been on a date with the one from my song "Oh Gritty Woman" 5's
Rick C - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody, Rick D...5s
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Gibbing you a five.

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