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Song Parodies -> "Poker-Ho!"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Poker-Ho!"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is now a song about fun things to do in Vegas. I had trouble with this one, so Johnnie D helped me with the title of the "Casino" and a few lines. Much thanks to him. And if we make a habit of this, be very afraid.......
Alisha, Elvira, Oooh I wanna hire ya
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Betty, Oh we'll get all sweaty
Jamaica
On the Vegas strip's
A hotel called " Poker-Ho! "
Dude, if you got the dough
You sure can gamble it all
Vice at your command
Don't have to stay home with cards in hand
You'll be paying for it
Just like you did with that wedding band
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Alisha, Elvira, Oooh I wanna hire ya
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Lizzie, Oh we'll get all dizzy
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
At hotel Poker-Ho!
To see some breast, their dealer has the best
We will pay the fee
And we'll enjoy carnality
Guy by guy we'll decry fidelity
Afternoon delight
Cock/tails and booty nights
That steamy look gets me by
Tell me I'm great and I love the lie
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Alisha, Elvira, Oooh I wanna hire ya
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Susie, Oh we'll get so woozy
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Caught the clap, but still I'm going back
Everybody blows
When you check-in to Poker-Ho!
Just ask for Joan or Flo
And have yourself a fine ball
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Edwina, Shampoo ya, Oooh I wanna do ya
Matilda, go shower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, no Frankie, she's a little skanky
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
When we go Poker-Ho!
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Betty, Oh we'll get all sweaty
Jamaica
On the Vegas strip's
A hotel called " Poker-Ho! "
Dude, if you got the dough
You sure can gamble it all
Vice at your command
Don't have to stay home with cards in hand
You'll be paying for it
Just like you did with that wedding band
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Alisha, Elvira, Oooh I wanna hire ya
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Lizzie, Oh we'll get all dizzy
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
At hotel Poker-Ho!
To see some breast, their dealer has the best
We will pay the fee
And we'll enjoy carnality
Guy by guy we'll decry fidelity
Afternoon delight
Cock/tails and booty nights
That steamy look gets me by
Tell me I'm great and I love the lie
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Alisha, Elvira, Oooh I wanna hire ya
Matilda, my flower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, and Susie, Oh we'll get so woozy
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Caught the clap, but still I'm going back
Everybody blows
When you check-in to Poker-Ho!
Just ask for Joan or Flo
And have yourself a fine ball
At hotel Poker-Ho!
Edwina, Shampoo ya, Oooh I wanna do ya
Matilda, go shower, rent you by the hour
Bring Margo, no Frankie, she's a little skanky
Ooh, I want to go down to Poker-Ho!
We'll cough up cash
There will be lots to blow
That's where we wanna grow
When we go Poker-Ho!
The second of the "D" boys collaborations.
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See what changing a few strategic words and phrases can do? Well done, Highlander.
Wheee. You are the sly-master. Thanks.
I'm going to start calling you "Tightrope Walker".
As you wish, Highlander.
Quite hilarious! Cock/tails...tasteless...I love it. Fives.
EmiLoca - that single set of fives are my fives from earlier today - I don't think yours registered, you might want to try again. ;-)
ho ho ho indeed....5s
Rick - good job. You picked the right man to see about word adjustments.
Rick, you're such a card.
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