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Song Parodies -> "Fartmaker"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreaker"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Fartmaker"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
My stench is like a tidal reef
Smellin’ worse than my “head”
Gaggin’ you with my dutch ovens
While we lie in bed
Ate the right kind of dinner to release my inner gas-ities
Oh, those beans were a winner and you what cabbage does to me
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no
A match has set my ass on fire
Burning outta my hole
Could rename me Richard Pryor
From the opposite pole
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Dog waker, fartmaker!
Smellin’ worse than my “head”
Gaggin’ you with my dutch ovens
While we lie in bed
Ate the right kind of dinner to release my inner gas-ities
Oh, those beans were a winner and you what cabbage does to me
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no
A match has set my ass on fire
Burning outta my hole
Could rename me Richard Pryor
From the opposite pole
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no
I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Dog waker, fartmaker!
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This was absolutely brilliant. Best parody here in quite a while!
Sung in the key of A flat-ulence.
Never have understood the hate for gas humor, I mean--it's always funny, yet another good parody target Mr Duncan, 5s
Agree with Dave - like the lowbrow stuff - 555
Dog waker? I remember how that would make the cats run out of the room. Great lyrics.
> > > Sheet shaker ? ? . . . this is just crazy ! !
This is one "windbreaker" of a song! 5's!
lol... love it
So it's you I'm smelling
What a gas!
I Am Fartacus!
Hey there. Great chorus! Loved the "dog waker" line especially. And actually, we haven't had much snow out here. Yet. But yeah, this one's damn near perfect, I think.
we h@ve ju$t rele@$ed @ new @lbum
& the @lbum is c@lled no more g@me$
@nd we will be rele@$ing the fir$t $ingle off of th@t @lbum @nd th@t $ong will be rele@$ed $hortly @fter Chri$tm@$ @nd th@t $ong is c@lled '' G@ME$ ;; NOW WE W@nt u 2 know th@t the $ong g@me$ h@$ @ very $trong me$$@GE the ME$$AGE IS
GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOU$E
I need one that says, 'guilt tripper'!
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