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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Cher"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be There"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson 5
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Be Cher"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
You and I must dress in drag
Look like some old famous hag
When we go on
I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
You can go as Gracie Slick
You won't have to hide your dick
You'll look so lame
And I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
And whoa!
I'll be Cher in full make-up
Look like Death just when I wake up
I'm sure wish that I lost weight
I'll be Cher with a butt that's wrong
I'll be a sight, won't pull off the con
Put it on, put it on, put it on
Bra to fill, bra to fill
Let me fill the room with mirth and laughter
Me as a fake girl, hoots to the rafter
When all those guys see me
I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
I'll be Cher and reject you
Yeah baby
With an up-closer look, I'll have wrecked you
Me as a dame
Yes, I'll be Cher, (I'll be Cher)
And whoa!
I'll be Cher when all dressed up
Look like something is so messed up
I'm sure wish that I won bets
I'll be Cher with a face that's wrong
I'll be a sight, won't pull off the con
Put it on, put it on, put it on
If I should ever live this thing down
Maybe I won't have to leave this town
It won't be pleasant
But I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
(ad lib complaints..out)
Look like some old famous hag
When we go on
I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
You can go as Gracie Slick
You won't have to hide your dick
You'll look so lame
And I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
And whoa!
I'll be Cher in full make-up
Look like Death just when I wake up
I'm sure wish that I lost weight
I'll be Cher with a butt that's wrong
I'll be a sight, won't pull off the con
Put it on, put it on, put it on
Bra to fill, bra to fill
Let me fill the room with mirth and laughter
Me as a fake girl, hoots to the rafter
When all those guys see me
I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
I'll be Cher and reject you
Yeah baby
With an up-closer look, I'll have wrecked you
Me as a dame
Yes, I'll be Cher, (I'll be Cher)
And whoa!
I'll be Cher when all dressed up
Look like something is so messed up
I'm sure wish that I won bets
I'll be Cher with a face that's wrong
I'll be a sight, won't pull off the con
Put it on, put it on, put it on
If I should ever live this thing down
Maybe I won't have to leave this town
It won't be pleasant
But I'll be Cher (I'll be Cher)
(ad lib complaints..out)
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Great job, Sonny! 555
They'll say you're young and you don't know, you won't find out until you grow... Dress like Cher tonight, and tomorrow you'll be singing, "If I could turn back time..."
Good parody, Rick.
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