Song Parodies -> "Fixing a Mole"

Original Song Title:

"Fixing a Hole"

Original Performer:

"Fixing a Mole"

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The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.

I'm fixing a mole where my nose meets my lip
And keeps my face from smiling
At the big show
I'm filling my bra with a silicone breast
To keep my figure modeling
At the big show

I'm not getting any fatter
And my butt is tight
It's really strong and right
Where it belongs

See the people standing there
Who ogle me, I always win
Thank God I'm only twenty-four

I'm painting my face in the glamour mag way
And when I'm out there modeling
I'm all ego....

I'm not getting any fatter
And my legs are right
They're really long and right
Where they belong

Silly men, they run around, they worship me
And never ask me anything that requires brains

I'm seeing the doc for a number of things
That started sagging yesterday
I've a big show
Fixing a mole.....

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