Song Parodies -> "Ban On the Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Band On the Run"

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Original Performer:

"Ban On the Gun"

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The Lyrics

Just in time for New Year's Eve.

Shopping at all four malls
Taking me forever
Buying me a big gun twice, my friend
For home pro-tection
For home pro-tection
Home.....
If I ever get my gun permit
Thought of blowing them all away
All the bleeding heart liberals
All I need is a round a day
If I ever get my permit

Well his brain exploded with a mighty BANG
As he fell onto the ground
And the first judge said to the second one there
The trouble can be found
Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun
And a lawyer man and Uncle Sam
Were telling everyone
Put a
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun

Well the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Trying to console the wife
He knew the injury could have been caused
By a cleaver or a knife
Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun
And a lawyer man and Uncle Sam
Were telling everyone
Put a
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun

Well the night was falling as the siren blares
Began to settle down
In downtown they're searching for the perps and thugs
But they're only sometimes found
Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun
And the newswoman, who had a plan
We'll take them all away!
Put a
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun
Ban on the gun Ban on the gun

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Guy - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

This one's gung ho - nice job Rick.

Jude Rodamer - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

5-5-5! Very nicely done!!

Mikey - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

lol...hey! I had this idea a while back, almost wrote it also....lol..oh well, yours is better than anything I'd ever write...

2nz - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

I don't, but nice job with this one just the same. What would happen the day the NRA met the PTA?

Claude Prez - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

I swear I was just getting around to "I Know It's Phony Gun Control (But I Like It)"; now I won't bother. Quite good.

Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I see your parody pistol's definitely not firing blanks, Rick - you hit the bulls-eye once more with this one.

Michael Pacholek - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment

I'll never understand conservatives. You know, your hero Ronnie wasn't stabbed, clubbed or poisoned!

Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Michael, like you, I have strong political beliefs. Unlike you, I can throw them away and take the other side for the sake of a song or parody idea. Just like writing a musical, where you have to write for the men and women, heros and villians. I was never a Reagan fan, I don't own a gun, and I don't believe in the sentiment I expressed here. I'm actually a disgruntled Democrat. One parody I wrote that I will not post because it was timely to the Reagan era goes:"You have a little button in a little room, You do Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, You do Ron, Ron/ You push it and the world is gone in one big boom, It's true Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, it's true Ron, Ron...."

Michael McVey - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment

If I wanted to, I could dust off a couple of my Reagan-era parodies, like "At the War" (parody of "At the Hop"), and "Now That I'm 74" (parody of "When I'm 64), both of which I did in 1984-85. Like I said in my bio, I'm an equal-opportunity politician-basher. As for this parody, I like it. Actually, Rick, I see nothing wrong with going into the past, so long as you include a copyright date so people know it was current when you did it. That's basically what I did with San Clinton. -- MM

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