Song Parodies -> "All My Allergies"

Original Song Title:

"All Apologies"

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Original Performer:

"All My Allergies"

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The Lyrics

Sometimes I miss the old Steve Allen bit where he reads rock lyrics as serious poetry and lets the humor speak for itself. I looked up this song and said "That's what he's singing?"

Pollen bothers me
All my allergies
Can't eat milk or cheese
Cats just make me sneeze
When my chest feels tight
Can't sleep through the night
Smoking bothers me
All my allergies

It's no fun
It's no fun, I use a ton
Not just one
Use a ton
Of tissues
Achoo!

I wish that I could breath
Drugs I would not need
I have as much joy
As a bubble boy
Flowers are in bloom
Now I'm really doomed
Cough drops my nose stops
Choking on the atmosphere-
My enemy

Callin' all pharmacies
Callin' all pharmacies
Callin' all pharmacies
Callin' all pharmacies

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Paul Robinson - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick, I don't know the OS any better than you, but I know allergies, although for some reason mine have improved lessened over the last couple years - thankfully. 5's...

Johnny D - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment

That's nothin' to sneeze at.

rach - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

pretty funny

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