-> "Fat Freddie's Pet's Catnip"
Original Song Title:
"The Teddy Bear's Picnic"
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Freddie's Pet's Catnip"
The Lyrics
If you go up to the pad today
You're in for a big surprise
Up to the Freak Brothers pad today
You'll find very loaded guys
And if you nag, "What's under that pet?"
It's just a bag, but don't get upset
For that's the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip
Ev'ry loadie who's short of cash
Is sure of a buzz today
The cat of Freddie will guard the stash
The claws keep the feds away
Beneath the ass is wonderful grass
But give him air when he lets one pass
For that's the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip
If you go up to that pad tonight
You'd better prepare to stay
Up to the Freak Brothers pad tonight
The room's full of something gray
It's lot's of smoke, but no cigarette
You'll laugh at jokes you don't even get
All from the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip
Catnip time for the witless
The idiots are getting through times of no money
Cartoon time from the Ripoff Press
And see the catnip make them so funny
See them move from place to place
They need a newer space
They haven't paid rent for weeks
At two O'clock the narcotics officers
Take them off to jail
Because they're dope-dealin' dumb-ass freaks
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