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Song Parodies -> "Survivor Races"
Original Song Title:
"Wide Open Spaces"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dixie Chicks
Parody Song Title:
"Survivor Races"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Who doesn't know what they're doin' again
Who's White and who's Black, Latino, Asian
To run a scam and a ruse of their own
A controversy, all about the skin tone
They will succeed and the press will swallow
A bitter feud some just might wallow
It takes the shape of a real issue
I care so much I just might need a tissue
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see lame races
We know it's ad breaks
Unravel this hype for a year
White ones ain't winning, or they will yell
Whoever wins, the losers will surely bitch
If these are life's lessons, I'll watch "Bewitched"
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see disgraces
We know it's ad breaks
As the folks turn it off, the suits yell "Check the script"
Show starts losing sponsors because
The people feel gypped
We say "All this stereotyping must go"
Now they grab every gimmick for this show
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see no basis
We know a mistake
Who's White and who's Black, Latino, Asian
To run a scam and a ruse of their own
A controversy, all about the skin tone
They will succeed and the press will swallow
A bitter feud some just might wallow
It takes the shape of a real issue
I care so much I just might need a tissue
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see lame races
We know it's ad breaks
Unravel this hype for a year
White ones ain't winning, or they will yell
Whoever wins, the losers will surely bitch
If these are life's lessons, I'll watch "Bewitched"
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see disgraces
We know it's ad breaks
As the folks turn it off, the suits yell "Check the script"
Show starts losing sponsors because
The people feel gypped
We say "All this stereotyping must go"
Now they grab every gimmick for this show
We see Survivor races
Rating wars are what's at stake
We see no basis
We know a mistake
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Nicely put and it appears your Survivor parody IS among the fittest...
"If these are life's lessons, I'll watch "Bewitched" pretty much hit the nail on the head for me. I watched "Survivor" just once and that was plenty for me, thank you. 555
These Survivor stories seem more like soap operas - I'll change to X-Files. 5's
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