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Song Parodies -> "If I Sell"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If I Sell"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

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If I sell my house to you
Do you promise not to sue
From falling down the stairs
There is nothing guaranteed
And it states it in the deed
The place needs repairs

If the front door creaks for you
It's not insured
If the plumbing leaks for you
It's nothing you can't cure

If the rain comes down, oh please
Don't go inside
Or the drain turns brown oh please
Get yourself out of there

Cause the whole place may explode
And watch for the hillside in the back
May erode

When it says "as is" you know
You get what you pay
For this biz is nothing but cash flow
If I sell my house to you
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