My body feels so much pain
Tonight there’s a throbbing in my brain
All the doctor knows
Something in there grows
But X-rays aren’t covered by HMO’s
That Kaiser, no help me
It aches-just like a tumor, yes, it does
Mistakes made- I heard a rumor, yes it was
And it shakes- just like a tumor
And they’re fakes, just like my therapy

Nurse Ratchet, she’s no friend
Yes, I believe she’ll be pokin’ my end
The whole staff has to guess
Why I’m in such a mess
Till they see finally that they screwed up the test
With the blood and the EKG and the pee
It aches-just like a tumor, yes, it does
Mistakes made- I heard a rumor, yes it was
And it shakes- just like a tumor
And they’re fakes, just like my therapy

Oh, this treatment is the worst
And I just know this thing will burst
Since I came in here
And this long-time wait hurts
I was first
And this pain I fear
Will all day be here
And I hear that

I’m good as new
Yes, my insurance forms finally came through
It is now the end
I am on the mend
Please don’t let me in this place again
I’m so hungry, I want KFC
It still aches-just like a tumor, yes, it does
Mistakes made- I heard a rumor, yes it was
And it shakes- just like a tumor
And they’re fakes, just like that therapy