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Song Parodies -> "If You Cleave Me Now"
Original Song Title:
"If You Leave Me Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"If You Cleave Me Now"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Ouch.
If you cleave me now
You'll take away my favorite part of me
No baby, please not there
If you cleave me now, you'll hurt a very major artery
No baby, I've no spare
A bone like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and snip away?
I went too far and I was out of line
She was just nothing but a lay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today
A tool like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and clip away?
I spent too much and now please hear my whine
It's too high a price to pay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today
If you cleave me now
You'll take away the funnest part of me
No baby please oh no!
Oh girl, could you put it on some ice?
Call baby 9-1-1
Oh mama, I just got to have some stitches, yeah
You've gone too far, divorce is on my mind.
You'll take away my favorite part of me
No baby, please not there
If you cleave me now, you'll hurt a very major artery
No baby, I've no spare
A bone like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and snip away?
I went too far and I was out of line
She was just nothing but a lay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today
A tool like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and clip away?
I spent too much and now please hear my whine
It's too high a price to pay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today
If you cleave me now
You'll take away the funnest part of me
No baby please oh no!
Oh girl, could you put it on some ice?
Call baby 9-1-1
Oh mama, I just got to have some stitches, yeah
You've gone too far, divorce is on my mind.
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I feel your pain, dude. Excellent job.
Now you can parody Michael Jackson's "Beat It" ...
If you're cleaved, you can't beav.
I never thought I'd say this to a guy, but.. nice cleavage.
very witty Rick - moral: always sleep on your stomach - 555
Apparently Rick has taken a cleave of his senses.
Sounds like the nob nob nobbin's been bob bob bobbin' along... ;-D
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