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Song Parodies -> "Do Your Boobs Hang Low?"
Original Song Title:
"Do Your Ears Hang Low?"
Original Performer:
Trad
Parody Song Title:
"Do Your Boobs Hang Low?"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Sometimes you don't have to change too many words
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?
Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?
Do your boobs expand?
When you spend a couple grand?
Do they falsely fill your blouse?
Make you master of the house?
Do you flash them every way?
Just like Pammy A.?
Do your boobs expand?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?
Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?
Do your boobs expand?
When you spend a couple grand?
Do they falsely fill your blouse?
Make you master of the house?
Do you flash them every way?
Just like Pammy A.?
Do your boobs expand?
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Alot of serious questions here...we'll need some time to sort out the answers.
This is wunderbra.....5s
Clever cleavage.
Just the kind of silliness I like right now. :)
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Its sooo cute. I am looking for the video that goes with the first verse with the little lady singing it and throwing her boobs over her shoulder. Please e-mail it to me at olelam@juno.com
funny
this is absolutely hilarious :)
if u go on youtube.com and type do your boobs hang low u will find the video
Yes, Sir, I am the "Mistress of the House" and my bra & I intend to keep it that way!
my husband didn't like this little tune - said it reminded him of the ice cream truck in Houston - so I came on here - played him the Granny video & then sang him this version. I think he'll feel different about the ice cream truck from now on... LOL
do ur boobs hang low? my graammmyyys do LOL:D but mine r high up der!!
Great oldy but goodie at the BAR Thanks for the memories
I love boobs, and love this long version of the song!
Hahaha made me laugh so hard
why people like bewbs?
That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
we use to sing that at church camp way back in the early 70's LOL
HahHa my friend was sinni
Who is Pammy A?
Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.
Very funny lyrics, makes me grateful I’m a guy who doesn’t have to deal with saggy boobs.
I learned this from my older cousins when I was five. Now I'm 78 and I still enjoy it. And, indeed my boobs now do hang low!
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