-> "Lock Around My Cock"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around the Clock"
Parody Song Title:
"Lock Around My Cock"
The Lyrics
One, Two, combo block, number block lock,
Five, Six, Seven in stock, Eight in stock locks.
Nine, Ten, A leathery sock, Tied around my cock,
There is a lock around my cock tonight
Boy, my wife is quite the jealous one
I can't get out at night to have some fun
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no lay
When that woman heads off to the store
She puts those chains on me that make my testes sore
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no say
When the girls look down, it's a bulgin'
But I can't do no indulgin'
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no way
When I say no fair, I plead my case
She just drives me by her lawyer's place
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no spay
When we get back home, she sets me free
The first thing I must do is pee
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, go ‘way
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