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Song Parodies -> "Sperm Donor"
Original Song Title:
"Moonshadow"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Sperm Donor"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I'm sure I'm not the only one who's job was to be a "provider" Of kids.
SPERM DONOR
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
And if I try to fix the sink
She don't care, has a drink
And when I give her the old wink
She lies there like a who-or-or-ore
She lies there like a whore
And if I ever go astray
She'll divorce me on that day
Get down on my knees and pray
Oh, I might get some mo-or-or-or
That I might get some more
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She's castrated that third leg
Never moans, never begs
Just heads over to the keg
And pushes me out the do-o-o-or
Just pushes me out the door
And if I ever give her lip
From her feet I do trip
Yes, she takes out the pussy whip
So I stop the sassy talk
Once those two children happened
That's when I lost the fight
When those tax credits happened
I got the frigid night
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
And if I try to fix the sink
She don't care, has a drink
And when I give her the old wink
She lies there like a who-or-or-ore
She lies there like a whore
And if I ever go astray
She'll divorce me on that day
Get down on my knees and pray
Oh, I might get some mo-or-or-or
That I might get some more
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She's castrated that third leg
Never moans, never begs
Just heads over to the keg
And pushes me out the do-o-o-or
Just pushes me out the door
And if I ever give her lip
From her feet I do trip
Yes, she takes out the pussy whip
So I stop the sassy talk
Once those two children happened
That's when I lost the fight
When those tax credits happened
I got the frigid night
Yes I'm being treated like a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
She only wants me as a sperm donor
Sperm donor, sperm donor
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