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Song Parodies -> "Flamethrower"
Original Song Title:
"Dreamweaver"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Wright
Parody Song Title:
"Flamethrower"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Just a little more hot fun.
I've just heard my boss again
Chewed my ass for the umpteenth time
Fire, take away this pain in my rear end
And leave just ashes behind
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can burn the guys I hate
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can scorch my last bad date
Blast them high like a big french fry
Maybe to a well done steak
This is my favorite fantasy
It's what I dream when I'm awake
Though the shrink may be coming soon
Thinking is not a crime
Take me away and just tell me I'm a loon
It's just my sick brain that got fried
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can burn the guys I hate
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can scorch my last bad date
Blast them high like a big french fry
Maybe to a well done steak
This is my favorite fantasy
It's what I dream when I'm awake
Chewed my ass for the umpteenth time
Fire, take away this pain in my rear end
And leave just ashes behind
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can burn the guys I hate
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can scorch my last bad date
Blast them high like a big french fry
Maybe to a well done steak
This is my favorite fantasy
It's what I dream when I'm awake
Though the shrink may be coming soon
Thinking is not a crime
Take me away and just tell me I'm a loon
It's just my sick brain that got fried
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can burn the guys I hate
Ooh, flame thrower
I believe you can scorch my last bad date
Blast them high like a big french fry
Maybe to a well done steak
This is my favorite fantasy
It's what I dream when I'm awake
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Flame on, MacDuff! 5's
Can you pop corn with those thoughts? :D 5's
I loved the French fry (oooops! Freedom fry) line... :-D
This is the song that needed to play during those dream sequences in "Wayne's World"
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