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Song Parodies -> "Cowpie In the Sand"
Original Song Title:
"Cowgirl In the Sand"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"Cowpie In the Sand"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Paul Robinson
Smelly cow pie in the road
Boy, that heifer had a load
Better steer clear for a mile
Don't step in that green-brown pile
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what sheep pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
Smelly dooty in the dust
Has begun to form a crust
When you travel country lanes
You will find disgusting stains
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what pigs pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
Smelly cattle on the graze
Eatin', poopin' here for days
Giant turds on that blacktop ground
If you're a-walkin', better look on down
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what goats pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
Boy, that heifer had a load
Better steer clear for a mile
Don't step in that green-brown pile
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what sheep pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
Smelly dooty in the dust
Has begun to form a crust
When you travel country lanes
You will find disgusting stains
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what pigs pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
Smelly cattle on the graze
Eatin', poopin' here for days
Giant turds on that blacktop ground
If you're a-walkin', better look on down
Made enough now from so much grass
It's always much bigger than what goats pass
It's the stomachs in them
That also make that methane gas
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OOPS. should have been "Cowpie in the road" oh, well who cares?
So it's a SANDY road, Rick...lol...Thanks! It's only by chance I caught this since I haven't been looking in on the weekends lately...PC at home is not working all that well...(sigh)...And as it happens, I have been working on a lot of "farm" parodies recently...many involving "cow poo"...in fact, I wrote another over the weekend....I was gonna submit that one later in the week and a different one on Monday, but maybe I will switch the order. OH...yeah...5's...OH...(more-lol)...been 'negotiating' with a pianist - daughter of a friend of mine - to play a couple Joni Mitchell pieces I wrote parodies to so I could sing to 'Live' music...she's probably gonna do it. but she's pretty busy, what with being a conscientious student and in the choir and all sorts of friends and stuff...still, since I'm paying $ I think she will make some time for it....
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