HALF MAST

My love ain’t quite as long
He’s wilting like a flower
And somethin’s going wrong, oh yeah

Half Mast
When we were fresh and new
Oh, it used to get up each hour
Now it’s got the flu

I’ve tried the cream, and little blue pills
A stream of naughty videos
I tried to offer him some new thrills
But now he’s sunk to further lows

Half mast...
That love has up and gone
I’m gonna take a shower
And mow my own damn lawn, oh yeah

I’ve tried the cream, and little blue pills
A stream of naughty videos
I tried to offer him some new thrills
But nothing works for him below

Oh, Hell
I tried, I tried
Oh, but it’s now in the past
And here we are at seven
Drinking up the wine
Down cast

And here we are at seven
Drinking up the wine
Down cast