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Song Parodies -> "You Must Have Been a Doody-ful Baby"
Original Song Title:
"You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"You Must Have Been a Doody-ful Baby"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is an example of taking the sappy original an making it mean the extreme opposite. It's also what happens when I make myself come up with an idea late at night. I wasn't even thinking of my Ex this time.
You must have been a doody-full baby
I'll bet you filled ten diapers a day
Bet you weren't only farting, when pre-school you were starting
I'll bet you drove the teachers away
And when it came to handing out B. S.
You must have been the best in your class
While the other kids took naps, you were taking several craps
Fertilized the grounds with that ass
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're full of it, Lass
You are just so full of it
Don't know how you make it fit
Did your mom give birth to you rectally?
Were you brought up in a sewer?
Were you only fed manure?
Or is your dad really Mr. Hanky?
You must have been a booty-full baby
I'll bet you filled ten Pampers a day
Bet you were really reeking, when marriage you were seeking
I'll bet you drove the husbands away
And when it came to handing out B. S.
You always were the top of the pile
While you had yourself a fit, you were dishing out the......dirt
Cleared the place for almost a mile
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're nothing but vile
I'll bet you filled ten diapers a day
Bet you weren't only farting, when pre-school you were starting
I'll bet you drove the teachers away
And when it came to handing out B. S.
You must have been the best in your class
While the other kids took naps, you were taking several craps
Fertilized the grounds with that ass
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're full of it, Lass
You are just so full of it
Don't know how you make it fit
Did your mom give birth to you rectally?
Were you brought up in a sewer?
Were you only fed manure?
Or is your dad really Mr. Hanky?
You must have been a booty-full baby
I'll bet you filled ten Pampers a day
Bet you were really reeking, when marriage you were seeking
I'll bet you drove the husbands away
And when it came to handing out B. S.
You always were the top of the pile
While you had yourself a fit, you were dishing out the......dirt
Cleared the place for almost a mile
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're nothing but vile
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Rick, you're a composter, er, ah, composer of hilarious and clever parodies, and this is one of the richest, most aromatic kind. 5's indeedy-doodoo!
I'd say you did your ANALysis on this one. Smells like five diapers.
Heehee...good one, Rick...=)
Bet the kid was heading for skid row...
O.K, I took the bait. I must admit I thought it was very funny.
Yep...this was funny. I was smiling when I read it.
Very very nice =)
disgustingly funny...5s
Ewwww, Mr. Duncan!!! Fives, but how gross.
Some Hilarity In This.
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