I don’t know how to love him
Where it goes, how to do him
I’m a blonde, yes a real blonde
With these past few guys, that I try to host
I think it’s all just gross

I just refuse to learn things
All the i-cky parts on me
What’s “down there”, don’t see it bare
And I’ve heard so many jokes before
I think of them for days
My brain is sore

He says go on down
And he lets it out
He says let’s make love
All I do is pout
I tell him “Ew, that’s where you piss”
Though I have some doubt

I sure think it’s rather funny
He wants me in this position
I’m no fun, don’t wanna sin
So dumb, don’t know- if suck or blow
Running from each Joe
They scare me so

SOLO, REALLY SOLO!

I tell him “Ew, that’s where you piss”
Though I have some doubt

Yes, when they say they love me
“Oh get lost” what I tell them
I cannot screw, ‘least not with you
They hold my head, I back away
I never want to know
Just where it goes
Don’t want to know
I ain’t a ho