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Song Parodies -> "When You Piss Upon a Car"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
Original Performer:
Jiminy Cricket
Parody Song Title:
"When You Piss Upon a Car"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
When you piss upon a car
Or you bite a jugu-lar
Anything a dog desires
Unleashed, will do
If the night is too serene
Or that Mazda needs a stream
When you piss upon that car
The boss is you
Bones we find
It's what us pit bulls love
The sweet blood spillment of
Our owners wronging
When we make a pile of poo
You'll step in and cuss a blue
When we piss right on your car
Just try to sue
Or you bite a jugu-lar
Anything a dog desires
Unleashed, will do
If the night is too serene
Or that Mazda needs a stream
When you piss upon that car
The boss is you
Bones we find
It's what us pit bulls love
The sweet blood spillment of
Our owners wronging
When we make a pile of poo
You'll step in and cuss a blue
When we piss right on your car
Just try to sue
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I dunno about blood spillage, but I'll dig to China for a nice bone... (my owner typed this for me). :-)
The title got me!! lol
he he
Not a lot needs to be said here. . .but "When we piss right on your car, just try and sue" was the kicker. . .Short but sweet. .. the whole song was funny and it sounds like what the dogs in New York really feel like saying--the dogs down here in Tampa, tend to aim at Palm Trees.
I don't like hate dogs songs, but this made me laugh.
When you piss upon a car... you might be a redneck.
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