What happened here?
For I just went shopping last week dear
I found an empty carton among the eggs in there
Fridgedaire
It must have been a daughter who sure drinks a lot
Who passed by all the juice and the sod-a pop
Must go out again
It's funny how all by itself in here it got drained

I'm really sore
You could have thrown the carton out and bought some more
And now my macaroni-cheese I'll have just beer to pour
Kids I swear!
It must have been a daughter who sure drinks a lot
Who passed by all the juice and the sod-a pop
And I am getting crazed, my family selfish ways
A carton like that no one can replace?

And I've been yelling, but no one answers
And I've been griping most of the day
Oh, it's so appalling
What say you Joanie!
Won't you "fess up today?

And through her lips
She said it never touched her fingertips
So I decided I better ask someone else who makes slips
Who lives here
It must have been that husband who sure drinks a lot
I can't believe passed beers and the sod-a pop
He's in for some pain, cause I blamed the kid again
I call, I call his name

Johnny
Someone drank all the milk from this empty carton!
Johnny
Someone drank all the milk from this empty carton!
Johnny
Someone drank all the milk from this empty carton!
Johnny
Someone drank all the milk from this empty carton!