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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' Up Kevin's Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Knockin' Up Kevin's Whore"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Who's Kevin? Pick one. I'm a little off my game because my wife left me for another guy, so I might be a little bitter for a while.
Buddy, take this sock off of me
I am just about to score
I'm getting' close, and I'm in she
I'm feel like a-knockin' up Kevin's whore

Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore

Buddy, put those rubbers down
Want to shoot deep in the core
That baby shower is comin' round
After I've a-knocked up Kevin's whore

Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore
Knock –knock- knockin' up Kevin's whore

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Adagio - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
So sorry, Rick. I like that you chose Dylan...one of my favorites. Good parody. 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Dylan has so many angry-at-women songs that parodies aren't really necessary, but this is a good one.
Kristof Robertson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
They say strong emotion can bring on waves of creativity, and this seems to be happening with you, Rick. Hope things get better for you soon. 555
Rick D - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof. I already wrote two "she left me songs" One of them I'll be perfoming on the radio here in San Jose with two teenage girls singing it.
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody. 5's
Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Twisted twist on the original, indeed.
Phil Alexander - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
So you'll be performing on the radio with two teenage girls, Rick? I hope that's legal in California... ;-) Do you mind if I write an envoi to your song above:

Should have kept that thing on me
Now I'm getting kinda sore
And it's hurting when I pee Caught somethin' knockin' up Kevin's whore

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