You say yes, I say "Whut?
I'm a mess, my ears have closed shut
Oh no
You say "Oh, hi", my head's up my butt
Hello? Hello?
I know I kissed my ears goodbye at the rock show

Don' t hear high, don't hear low
Used to try to make my eardrums blow
Oh no
You say "Oh, hi" and I say " Z'at so?"
You don't know why I walk on by when you "Hello?"
"Hello, hello?"
You don't know why I walk on by when you "Hello?"

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Did I turn the amp to ten?
Oh no
I used to hear loud music back then
"Hello, hello?"
I wish to hell I'd used some earplugs way back then

You say yes, I say beer (I say yes when you order beer)
I'm a mess, and so I sit in here (I guess drinking makes it all clear)
Oh no
Look at me, guy! I'm lip-reading here
"Hello, hello?"
You don't know why I walk on by when you "Hello?"
"Hello, hello?"
You don't know why I walk on by when you "Hello?"

Hey, Bub! Hey Bub hello, What?
Hey, Bub! Hey Bub hello, What?
Hey, Bub! Hey Bub hello, What?
Hey, Bub! Hey Bub hello, What?