I like that nasty little Stewie Griffin
With football shaped head, nose in the air sniffin'
A British little Stewie Griffin
From a fam'ly that's violent, and they live in Rhode Islant
Attitude snide
Well, he is fit to be tied

I love that scary little Stewie Griffin
With a brand new plan, to make Mom go blam!
I laugh at teeny little Stewie Griffin
And his brother Chris, with a dong big as this!
His dad's a fat slob
Going each week from job to job

I watch that darling little Stewie Griffin
Who's got a sister named Megan who for love she is beggin'
A vicious little Stewie Griffin
Who make jokes about poopy, and whose pet looks like Snoopy
All make me swoon
I just want a Griffin cartoon

(Awright, drag out that joke, everybody whiz!)

I need a spunky little Stewie Griffin
A thinker, a genius, with a well-hidden penius
Amazing little Stewie Griffin
Who sings all the hits, with parody bits
He can plot like the Brain
He thinks he'll take over the world-he's insane!
(Diaper rash)

I bought a disc of little Stewie Griffin
The cussin' unedit-ted I had to go get it
The uncut little Stewie Griffin
For us anime fans, for networks have bans
So sponsors will buy

Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"