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Song Parodies -> "Roadkill Theme"
Original Song Title:
"Monkees Theme"
Original Performer:
Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Roadkill Theme"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Ever try to drive near a High School? Those kids better have their donor cards signed.
Boy, we're dumb
Steppin' in the street
Don't pay too much attention
To the cars we meet
Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the sight was the worst
We're too busy talkin'
To think about safety first
We go wherever we want to,
We hang out in a bunch
We never look at the drivers
That guy just drank his lunch
Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the road is just cursed
We're too busy dreamin'
To think about safety first
We're not tryin' to be stupid
We think we're immortal teens
We're not into prevention
When goin' up against machines
Hey, hey you're now roadkill
Now you're just a stain on the ground
Some things are very deadly
So look before they knock you down
Steppin' in the street
Don't pay too much attention
To the cars we meet
Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the sight was the worst
We're too busy talkin'
To think about safety first
We go wherever we want to,
We hang out in a bunch
We never look at the drivers
That guy just drank his lunch
Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the road is just cursed
We're too busy dreamin'
To think about safety first
We're not tryin' to be stupid
We think we're immortal teens
We're not into prevention
When goin' up against machines
Hey, hey you're now roadkill
Now you're just a stain on the ground
Some things are very deadly
So look before they knock you down
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This one hits the male, and the female teen, right on the head...This is a great protest theme...Those kids'll drive ya nuts!..5's
Hey, be an entrepreneur and send your gleanings to ........
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Last spring I took a class at a local college, right across the street from a high school next to an elementary school, so I know what you mean.
funny ass parody
Why do kids think they are indestructable? Ever notice they feel that way until a classmate or two die in an accident. I can remember thinking the same way when I was a teenager and getting really humble for a bit whenever a classmate expired in an accident. But then after the shock wore off I'd be right back to thinking I was indestructable. I guess it's something that just has to be outgrown. Fine parody, RicK.
nice one, and nice to be reminded of as my kids approach their teen years - they should look to the left and look to the right 555 times (lame, I know - I'm struggling)
Loved that this was set to the Monkees theme, not gonna say why. ;-)
I think I should send this in to the student magazine at work.
Oh crap, I laughed at that! Well done!
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