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Song Parodies -> "Team Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Lover"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darrin

Parody Song Title:

"Team Lover"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Every night I watch them play
A team lover I am each day
I'm hot I'm told, have my fans
I won a pageant showed my cans
Now I help (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
The guys (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Relax (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
And tone (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
I'm such a team lover
And I take care of teammate bone

Team lover, I'm a friend
Though they lose, a happy end
With my hand, and things I hold
Me and the gang, I bend and fold
Yes, I help (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
The guys (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Relieve (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Duress (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
I'm such a team lover
And I take care of teammate stress

Someday, they'll win it all
A trophy I will see
The way, I handled balls
Some credit goes to me

Team lover, back again
The locker room, with all those men
I have got some work to do
Till my big lovin' team is through
For I help (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
The guys (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Each urge (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Indulge (Yeah-yeah-yeah)
I'm such a team lover
And I take care of teammate bulge

I don't leave my team alone
I'm sure they won't make me all alone
Yes, how I love my team

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Ba-a-a-aaaaaaang on groupy, groupy, bang on!
Paul Robinson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah..."Groupies" A '"hole(s)" the whole team can enjoy. 5's ~ ~ ~
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody has to take it give it for the team, just glad it isn't me. 5's
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
My kinda kinda girl! ;-) 555
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
She's gotta be at least as important as the trainer. 555

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