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Song Parodies -> "Rolls on my Old Lady Arms"
Original Song Title:
"Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arms"
Original Performer:
Trad. Blugrass
Parody Song Title:
"Rolls on my Old Lady Arms"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
ROLLS ON MY OLD LADY ARMS
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Feelin' like a bag, as the fleshy parts sag
Rolls on my old lady arms
I ain't gonna work with no pullups
Exercise just does me harm
Just watch T.V., and just get up to pee
And I'll live with these old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Lookin' at that mass, glad I can't see my ass
Rolls on my old lady arms
I wore a dress last Friday night
Went to hang out at the bar
All of the guys, turned away and ran
Swingin' my flab and cigar
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
I can't seem to win, showing too much skin
Rolls on my old lady arms
I know that my doctor don't like me
I have a real poor BMI
Every time he looks my bod over
He tells me to shape up or die
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
When I reach for chips, they slap on my hips
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Feelin' like a bag, as the fleshy parts sag
Rolls on my old lady arms
I ain't gonna work with no pullups
Exercise just does me harm
Just watch T.V., and just get up to pee
And I'll live with these old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
Lookin' at that mass, glad I can't see my ass
Rolls on my old lady arms
I wore a dress last Friday night
Went to hang out at the bar
All of the guys, turned away and ran
Swingin' my flab and cigar
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
I can't seem to win, showing too much skin
Rolls on my old lady arms
I know that my doctor don't like me
I have a real poor BMI
Every time he looks my bod over
He tells me to shape up or die
Rolls on my old lady arms
Rolls on my old lady arms
When I reach for chips, they slap on my hips
Rolls on my old lady arms
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