Song Parodies -> "Heart Bypass"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

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Original Performer:

"Heart Bypass"

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The Lyrics

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line

Took my spleen
Now I'm past the wheezin' and I'm feeling fine
Bod I was abusing all that cheese of mine
All that beer I'm using it's just no good
That greasy food is through

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line

My outsides
Deplorable contusions and a stitchy hide
Plaque from food I'm choosin' couldn't push it aside
Need a blood transfusion, yeah

Was livin' high, on gluttony delight

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
What is that there? Oh, the doctor signed

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Phil Alexander - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent, Rick :-) Reminds me, I've not done any Blondie parodies. Yet...

carol - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

three $5's to help the cost of the bypass.

Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Hope this isn't true; if so, hope it works out OK and lifestyle has changed; wouldn't want to see you have to do sequel, "Heart Of Pig" (transplant). Song is 555, but hope cholesterol is not.

Stephen Harrington - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

555, ammusing.

Peregrin - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey Rick, loved this :

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line :)

Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Rather humorous. 5's

Leah Lockhart - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Thought I'd check in. This is fabulous! Hope you are well.

Rick D - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Leah! Where have you been! Give me a call, I'd love to chat!

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