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Song Parodies -> "Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Signs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Five Man Electrical Band

Parody Song Title:

"Beans"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Much of my inspiration for mockery over the years has been through imitation of someone I admire, then give it a slight twist. As I was writing this, I felt like I was imitating Guy DiRito. So how do I twist that? I guess it's a "Sign" I've been here too long.
And the beans sat in the supermarket where I would buy
And I looked at types there on the shelf, I brought some on home to try
I tried navy, lima, green, garbanzo, refried, pinto and black
Then I took off my pants and did a little dance while the gas blew out back

Beans, beans, everywhere is beans
Giving me the flatulence, breakin' obscene
Eat this, don't eat that, had enough of beans

And the beans turned me into a big volcano, I could not go out
So I hit the fridge and I stayed in the house and sprayed the stink about
I still had some coffee, blackeye, faba, refried, kidney, snap and red
If God were here, he'd run right from the room, with a towel wrapped round his head

Beans, beans, everywhere is beans
Giving me the flatulence, breakin' obscene
Eat this, don't eat that, had enough of beans

Got a blister, did the deed
I got to get a fan and clear out all the air
I can't even breath, can't see through there
I'm waiting for it to clear
And the beans had given me a break before they came back from inside
Gag!

No relief came I was there in agony my friend, I couldn't stay
But then I passed out on the ground at the end of the hall
I just couldn't get my ass away
I woke up later on and the paper on the porch had the headline big to sell
The town had been evacuated 'cept me
I was stuck with my own smell

Beans, beans, everywhere is beans
Giving me the flatulence, breakin' obscene
Eat this, don't eat that, had enough of beans


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Watch it with these flatulence parodies, Rick, or I just might decide to torment you with yet another parody of "Vincent", titled something like "Farts I Love To Light".
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Coffee? LOL! Fava fava!
Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Boy this one stinks good, Rick. 555 on the old fartometer.
Rick D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I wanted to work in both coffee and jelly, but I only had room for one.
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW Rick, I did vote 555 for this primo-beano-parody! And I was just joking about deciding to "torment" you .... but I guess I'm almost a little concerned that if I unleash a fart-themed "Vincent" parody upon the world, it might cause you some measure of good-humored suffering if you happened to see or smell it..... LOL !
Jack Wilson - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job, Rick 555!
David Chrenko - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Fumongous!
Claude Prez - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Be careful: you step outta line, the man comes, and sprays you with Glade...nice job Guy I mean Rick
Kikkoman - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot the soybean too.
MacBean - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Tamari, and tamari, and tamari
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of exploded farts;
And all our pickled eggs Bic lighter fools
Ignited to their deaths...Out, out, briefly farted-upon candle!
Life's but a squawking butt-hole, a poor player
That farts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is smelt no more; it is a tail
Smelled by an idiot, full of sound and stinky,
Stenchifying everything.

---MacBean, Fart 5, Bean 5
Peregrin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Beanz Meanz Fartz!
Bob - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Youre funny

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