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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Wife Is Goin' On Down"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Xmas crap
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Wife Is Goin' On Down"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Ever wonder what that poor woman does during the old man's busy month? I didn't, but I like to mock icons.
You wanna score ass?
You wanna get tail?
I know an old lass
Who's hungry for "male"
Santa's wife is goin' on down
Her husband's away
This time of year
Good for a lay
The coast is now clear
Mrs. Claus is goin' on down
Around she has been sleeping
While Kringle's in the shop
She don't care if you're bad or good
Into any bed she'll hop
That little old gal
Hair may be white
All of December
Busy at night
Santa's wife is goin' on down
Around she has been sleeping
While Kringle's in the shop
She don't care if you're bad or good
Into any bed she'll hop
So don't sit around
Doin' yourself
Go to her house and
Kick out that elf
Mrs. Claus is goin' on down
You wanna get tail?
I know an old lass
Who's hungry for "male"
Santa's wife is goin' on down
Her husband's away
This time of year
Good for a lay
The coast is now clear
Mrs. Claus is goin' on down
Around she has been sleeping
While Kringle's in the shop
She don't care if you're bad or good
Into any bed she'll hop
That little old gal
Hair may be white
All of December
Busy at night
Santa's wife is goin' on down
Around she has been sleeping
While Kringle's in the shop
She don't care if you're bad or good
Into any bed she'll hop
So don't sit around
Doin' yourself
Go to her house and
Kick out that elf
Mrs. Claus is goin' on down
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naughty and funny !! 5's
Carol, you seem to notice my songs and comment. Thanks. I have an original song called "Xmas Carol", which is about a woman that is a hooker only in December, and has a bunch of pun s related to that. The punch line is that it is an improvement over her other job in advertising.
lol!
hee hee - cruelly subversive, Rick - 555
I realize I previously used this comment on a Spaff parody, but I couldn't resist: Are you saying you want Mrs. Claus to be your ho' ho' ho'?
Mrs. Klaus has got it goin on. 5's
Long live un-PC Christmas parodies! 555
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