Have you seen the pizza view
All across that face of you?
Just before a fancy date
So much acne, what a fate

Wish you were candy fed less
White peaks on dots of redness
Cleaning all that grime
And a squeezin’ good time

Now if no clue
And if you don’t know what you should do
Just have a go and make some pits
Poppin’ all the zits
When they’re ripe just pinch those pimples
Handi-wipes to clean out dimples
Watch that spritz
Poppin’ all the zits

Seems like there’s a million of those bloopers
Trying hard to make each take a pooper
Super-gooper

Come let’s fix a bad complexion
Don’t use sticks or get infection
Use your mitts
Poppin’ all the zits

Squeeze ‘em slow, just don’t be in a hurry
Or you’ll get a skin tone like Bill Murray
There’s a worry

You will swear from pimply moppin’
Clean the chair and mirror from the gloppin’
All the bits
Poppin’ all the zits