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Song Parodies -> "High Priced Lexus"

Original Song Title:

"Long Tall Texan"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"High Priced Lexus"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Movin' up, movin' up

I got a high priced Lexus
My ride's a big white dick
(He drives a Lexus like a big white dick)

Yes, it's a high priced Lexus
Attracting big white chicks
(he drives a Lexus to attract the chicks)

Well, people look at me and say
Hooboy, hooboy are you a dick!
(He drives that Lexus and he's one big dick)

Well, I'm a fat rich a-hole
I smoke a big fat cigar
(He's such an a-hole with his big fat cigar)

Yes, I'm a fat rich a-hole
I toss the butts from my car
(He's one big a-hole with his butts and car)

Well, people look at me and say
A jerk like that must be a star!
He drives that Lexus, he must be a star

Well, I was driving down the street
With my trophy wife
Her head down and not too discreet
I feel myself comin'
Comin' like a gun
This life just can't be beat

Well, I'm a cor'prate lawyer
I help my clients scoff the law
(He helps the clients be above the law)

Well, I'm a cor'prate lawyer
I help my clients scoff the law
(He helps the clients be above the law)

Well, people look at me and say
I'd like to punch him in the jaw!
(He drives that Lexus with a broken jaw)

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Royce Miller - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm familiar with the original. It's pretty sad that all some people care about is the kind of car they drive, or someone else drives. And I know it's not only big white chicks. Great pacing.

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