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Song Parodies -> "Maybe You're A Bitch, Man"
Original Song Title:
"Baby, You're a Rich Man"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Maybe You're A Bitch, Man"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Since I started, now I have to finish. More Beatle parodies.
How does it feel to be
Sitting at home on a Friday?
Nobody wants to take you out
Maybe you said something?
He was offended from afar?
That's why your phone don't ring
How does it feel to be
Eating alone at a diner?
How often have you eaten there?
Waistline is going to grow
Folks overhear you when you swear
Something you ought to know
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, that's you
Speak all your venom when it suits your needs
That's what you do
You're such a shrew
How does it feel to be
Told that nobody can stand you?
That's what they all have said to me
Why do you act this way?
But all the guys elected me
That's all I have to say
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, that's you
Speak all your venom when it suits your needs
That's what you do
You're such a shrew
Sitting at home on a Friday?
Nobody wants to take you out
Maybe you said something?
He was offended from afar?
That's why your phone don't ring
How does it feel to be
Eating alone at a diner?
How often have you eaten there?
Waistline is going to grow
Folks overhear you when you swear
Something you ought to know
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, that's you
Speak all your venom when it suits your needs
That's what you do
You're such a shrew
How does it feel to be
Told that nobody can stand you?
That's what they all have said to me
Why do you act this way?
But all the guys elected me
That's all I have to say
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, man
Maybe you're a bitch, that's you
Speak all your venom when it suits your needs
That's what you do
You're such a shrew
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