Song Parodies -> Cremation
| Original Song Title: | "Green Acres" |
| Original Performer: | Eddie Albert/Eva Gabor |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cremation" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
EDDIE:
Cremation is the death for me
I don't want to fertilize a tree
I think that all dead flesh should burn
Keep your burial, give me that ash in urn
EVA:
New earth is where I'd rather be
I want a headstone over me
I just adore the family plot
Keep your matches
The fire gets way to hot
EDDIE: Do-do-do-do No worms!
EVA: Do-do-do-do No burns!
EDDIE: Do-do-do-do Charcoal!
EVA: Do-do-do-do Big hole
EDDIE: You are my death
EVE: Goodbye smokey breath
BOTH: Cremation do or die.....
Cremation is the death for me
I don't want to fertilize a tree
I think that all dead flesh should burn
Keep your burial, give me that ash in urn
EVA:
New earth is where I'd rather be
I want a headstone over me
I just adore the family plot
Keep your matches
The fire gets way to hot
EDDIE: Do-do-do-do No worms!
EVA: Do-do-do-do No burns!
EDDIE: Do-do-do-do Charcoal!
EVA: Do-do-do-do Big hole
EDDIE: You are my death
EVE: Goodbye smokey breath
BOTH: Cremation do or die.....
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Nice job!
5's for originality--
Very original and excellent and well paced with the original. This is one of those little gem parodies that come along every once in a while.
Perfection. Didn't waste a syllable.
Never had a song about cremation before. But the way Eddie Albert is going, he may not need it for awhile. RIP Eva though.;(
That was hilarious! Good job!
Dead good ;-)
Guy said it just right. Thanks for bringing out your dead.
Great work Rick! If I were Eddie Albert, any option to get away from Eva Gabor would have been acceptable!
Thought provoking and comical, nice work!
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