Song Parodies -> "Chucky, Don't Let Your Babys Grow Up To BeSpoofers"

Original Song Title:

"Mama. Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"

Original Performer:

"Chucky, Don't Let Your Babys Grow Up To BeSpoofers"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is for our webmaster and new dad.

Babies are easy to love cause they're cute little turds
They'll never give you a song with mis-written words
Darling wee chuckles and pampers all full
And keep you up each night and day
And you don't understand him because he's so young
But he'll learn sarcasm some day

Chucky, don't let your babies grow up to be spoofers
Don't let them take old tunes and re-write the text
Never know what those fool kids might do next
Chucky, don't let your babies grow up to be mockers
Cause they'll never leave home, and at puns you will groan
And they might write about sex

Babies like colors and teddies and peek-a-boo silly
Watching the Muppets and Teletubbies almost all day
Then they grow older and develop some smarts
Hear a song, make it different, please don't ever let him
Have him do something else with art

Chucky, don't let your babies grow up to be like us
Don't let them take old tunes and re-write the text
Never know what those fool kids might do next
Chucky, don't let your babies grow up to be mockers
Cause they'll never leave home, and at puns you will groan
And they will write about sex

That's not a typo in the title, it's the oly way I could fit it in.

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent.

John Barry - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What Royce said.

Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What John Barry said.

Rick C - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What Johnny D said.

ChuckyG - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, I'm blushing.

Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Congratulations to Rick for reaching 800. And congratulations to Chuck for reaching an even more important milestone. One will now be up all night writing parodies, and the other will be up all night trying to get the baby to sleep. (Beats being up all night driving to the 24-hour pizza place for the wife's cravings.)

Ravyn Rant - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Awwwww...I'm completely charmed.

Paul Robinson - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Such word economy in these comments...OH...that's just SO hard for me...well, OK then...Rick - What everyone up above has already said...Uh...yeah...it was really good...couldn't help it...had to say more ~ ~ ~ 5's...

Red Ant - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Congrats Rick on 800 parodies and ChuckyG for fatherhood.

Rick C - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, congrats on fatherhood, ChuckyG

Adagio - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Heartfelt plea, Rick! :D Congrats on your 800 parodies and ChuckyG for fatherhood.

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