Song Parodies -> "Ball Enhancing"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Dancing"

Original Performer:

"Ball Enhancing"

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The Lyrics

I read an article about "Cosmetic Replacment Surgery" for neutered dogs. It seems that by putting fake testicles in a dog, it helps his "self image". Another way of telling that some people make too much money.

Well, I used to smile when I was a pup
Showed a lot of style with my rear end up
Till they took me off to the vet that day
Yanked my nuts out of the socket

But my owners paid for me to keep some pride
I don't have to hide from other dogs
Put cosmetic "nads in my ballsack

Ball enhancing
Made a dog of me
I just plain adore this
Ball enhancing
On the back of me
I got quite a lot from ball enhancing
Hangin' free

Well, now I don't cry when I lift my leg
Though I must say no when the bitches beg
There's advantages, I don't fight a lot
And it don't hurt if you sock it

For my owners paid for me to have some pride
No remarks are snide from other dogs
Cause there's plastic "nads in my ballsack

Ball enhancing
Made a dog of me
I just plain adore this
Ball enhancing
On the back of me
I got quite a lot from ball enhancing
Look and see

Well, I see those poor other neutered dogs
They just mope and eat like pot-bellied hogs
And they look at me and think I'm complete
They don't notice I can't fock it

Wish their owners paid for them to have some pride
They won't have to hide from other dogs
Cause there's phony "nads in the ballsack

Ball enhancing
Made a dog of me
I just plain adore this
Ball enhancing
On the back of me
I got quite a lot from ball enhancing
Swingin' free Ohhhhhhhh!!!

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Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, it's so important for dog owners to spend whatever it takes to make sure that Fido knows that it's OK to feel good about feeling good about feeling good about his ROVERSTONES.

Steve K. - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Holy cow, I didn't even know about this fad.

Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

His BEAGLEBALLS.

Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

His LABRADORBS. His POODLENOODLES. His JACK RUSSELLMUSCLE.

Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

His PUGLUGS. His WESTIETESTES.

AFW - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey you guys forgot: His MUTTNUTTS and His TOT'EM SCROTUM and His CANINE-MINES.......This is an extra funny and clever parody...

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