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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have Ice For You"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Have Eyes For You"
Original Performer:
Flamingos/Garfunkle ('75)
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Have Ice For You"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Ever been far from a store at the wrong time?
It's your birthday tonight
And the presents are all out in sight
But I only have ice for you, Dear
My fingers are blue
Cause we live in a frickin' igloo
And I only have ice for you
What a life as an Eskimo man
The skyline is a whitish hue
You're stuck here, so am I
As those thousands of penguins trudge by
And they're blocking our bergs-eye view
And I only have ice for you
You're the wife of an Eskimo man
We sit around with fat to chew
You're stuck here, so am I
As those penguins sure wish they could fly
I wish we had a beer or two
But I only have ice for you
Yes I only have ice for you
For Brrrrrrrrr!!!
And the presents are all out in sight
But I only have ice for you, Dear
My fingers are blue
Cause we live in a frickin' igloo
And I only have ice for you
What a life as an Eskimo man
The skyline is a whitish hue
You're stuck here, so am I
As those thousands of penguins trudge by
And they're blocking our bergs-eye view
And I only have ice for you
You're the wife of an Eskimo man
We sit around with fat to chew
You're stuck here, so am I
As those penguins sure wish they could fly
I wish we had a beer or two
But I only have ice for you
Yes I only have ice for you
For Brrrrrrrrr!!!
You know where we are.
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'Eye See' the start of a long cold winter. But aren't eskimoes in the northeren hemisphere and penguins in the southern except for places like Sea World? Anyway, it works in your parody and it works for me. Nice song.
Cool parody - there snow problem with it that I can see (except for that little penguin detail that Guy already pointed out). Remember, don't go where the huskies go.
I'm sure you're right, Guy. Maybe in a couple thousand years when the poles of the planet reverse I'll be correct. Maybe these parodies will still be around.
5-5-5! Ya know, people like Guy can really take the fun out of things real quick. North or South...I liked it!
Now now Jude, get to know Guy a little better, and you'll see he's got a great sense of humor - he's not taking fun out, he's poking fun at - in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way!
He's just getting me back for nitpicking his spelling yesterday.
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