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Song Parodies -> "Long Enough"
Original Song Title:
"Strong Enough"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sheryl Crow
Parody Song Title:
"Long Enough"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
God, I feel like I've been gypped
As a man I'm ill-equipped
My mizzenmast just ain't a woman's pal
Am I long enough for any gal?
Laughingstock of other men
So here I am alone again
I've tried to lengthen what I got
Make me long enough to hit the spot
Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling
I have a stub I cannot show
I wake the tool it hardly grows
She'd rather use a Steely Dan
I'm not long enough to be her man
In the locker room I never win
And I'm always hearing "Is it in?"
All the ladies turn their heads to scoff
And the Trojans just keep falling off
Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling
As a man I'm ill-equipped
My mizzenmast just ain't a woman's pal
Am I long enough for any gal?
Laughingstock of other men
So here I am alone again
I've tried to lengthen what I got
Make me long enough to hit the spot
Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling
I have a stub I cannot show
I wake the tool it hardly grows
She'd rather use a Steely Dan
I'm not long enough to be her man
In the locker room I never win
And I'm always hearing "Is it in?"
All the ladies turn their heads to scoff
And the Trojans just keep falling off
Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling
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Sorry, but 5 at a time is all you can have. Nice use of "Steely Dan" in its original meaning.
5 inches for you. Love the line, "trojans keep falling off."
Quite a funny little one, but were lines 1 and 2 in the final verse really supposed to go together...? ;-)
I see what you mean, Merry, but it's a "short" song, and I have to cram as much in as I can, so to speak.
And they always told me, "Size doesn't matter". here's 5 one at a time
Good one, Rick! Remember, it's not the size of the ship that's important, rather the ability to remain in port until all passengers have disembarked.
anyone who always size doesn't matter has a bigger one than me 555
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