Song Parodies ->Authors -> Lionel Mertens
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wind Between My Cheeks | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Tank of Ovarium | Age of Aquarius | 5th Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Trump For A Day | Lets Live For Today | The Grass Roots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Builds Like A Ceasar | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 47 | |
| The Donald | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| The Trump T Trump | The Humpty Dance | Digital Underground | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 64 | |
| Tell All You Did On Barbra Walters | Like a Bridge over Troubled Waters | Simon&Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| He's 'the Donald' | Desparado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Am I Right, Has The Site To Parody! | You Gotta' Fight, For Your Right To Party! | The Beastie Boyz | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 54 | |
| The Power Of Trump | The Power Of Love | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| I'm Heavin' Off A Cruise Ship | I'm Leavin' On A Jet Plane | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Another One Fired By Trump | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 65 | |
| Martha Stewart's Share Surprise | Sister Golden Hair Surprise | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| The Rope (an alterantive use for marijuana) | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Blame it on yo' Brain (Fitting tribute to Omorosa) | Blame It On The Rain | Milli Vanilli | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| Bush and Kerry | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Melencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Malfunctioning Ways (Damita Jo XXXposed) | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| All the Oil at Haliburton | All the Gold In California | Gatlin Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Anrold Goes to Californeeya | All the Gold in California | Gatlin Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Pop that Orville Redenbacher | Play that Funky Music (white boy) | Wild Cherry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| No Sleep For Tweekers | No Sleep Till Brooklyn | Beastie Boys | 3.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 404 | |
| Trump Tower | Green Acres | Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Get Me To The Polls I'm Blind | Get Me To The Church On Time | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Grapes On My @$$ Keep Appearing | Wheels in the Sky Keep on Turning | Journey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Picnicing | Faithfully | Journey | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| Desperate Gays | Separate Ways | Journey | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 73 | |
| Pepper your Patients | Shower the People | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Miss Castrator (That's not the way love feels) | Operator (That's not the way it feels) | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Fat Between The Ears | In the Living Years | Mike and the Mechanics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Saline In Women's Breasts | Sweet Dreams | Eurythmics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| They Say It's O.J. | It's Allright | Huey Lewis (A tribute to Curtis Mayfield) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| We Wanna Parody Online Like Weird Al Every day | Rock and Roll All Night | KISS | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| Jerry Springer | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Love your Kids all you Lucky Fathers | Like a Bridge over Troubled Waters | Simon and Garfunfel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Am I right for? | Reunited | Peaches and Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| An 'Iffy' Release of a Fart | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Feed'em Chunky Peanut Butter | Play that Funky Music White Boy | Wild Cherry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Killed by Airplanes | Those Were the Days (Archie Bunker's Theme Song) | Carrol O'Connor & Jean Stapelton (written by Lee Adams and Charles Stouse) | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 68 | |
| Killed by Airplanes | Those Were the Days (Archie Bunker's Theme Song) | Carrol O'Connor & Jean Stapelton (written by Lee Adams and Charles Stouse) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| To Really Bug a Woman | To Really Love a Woman | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| A Cubicle Maze | My Neighbor, Mr. Roger's theme song | Fred Rogers | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| Fat Chick, Nice Face (hop on my Lambretta) | Bus Stop, Bus Go | The Hollies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 57 | |
| Pork Barrells | GhostBusters | Ray Parker Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| We're Pre-Nupted (The Donald's & Melania's Wedding Song) | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Gipper (No one you've seen, had more Jelly beans) | Flipper | Theme song from Flipper | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| Johnny D-Lite | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| B.U.R.T. So Sincerely | W.K.R.P. in Cincinnatti | T.Wells and H.Wilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Nanoo Nanoo (Mork and Mindy reunited) | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Whitney's Gotta Detox | Squeeze Box | The Who | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 63 | |
| Oh Danny Boy! | You Sexy Thang | Hot Chocolate | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Pill-less Rush | Endless Love | Lionel Richie & Diana Ross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Ex-Lax (not chocolate) | Relax! (don't do it) | Frankie Goes to Hollywood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Won is the Glorious Verbage | One is the Loneliest number | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Put A Little Grunt In Your Fart! | Put A Little Love In Your Hear | Annie Lennox and Al Green | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 55 | |
| Self Promoting Trump | Everlasting Love | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| The Heart of Hillary | The Heart of Rock-N-Roll | Huey Lewis and the News | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 58 | |
| It's A Nice Day For Some Spring Planning (so Says | It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 60 | |
| Cal's Got Big Faultls | I've Got Big B@LL$ | AC/DC | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Another Chick who wants Balls | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| The Thorn | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Hate Spurns | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 47 | |
| Plane and Baggage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 52 | |
| Cops and Donuts | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 58 | |
| Fred Smurf | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Don't Fart | Don't Stop | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Crops and Circles | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| You've Got Depends | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 68 | |
| Trump Trump Baby (You're Fired!, You're Fired!) | Ice Ice Baby | Vanilla Ice | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 200 | |
| Viagra | Rosanna | Toto | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 81 | |
| I Want To Know Who Trump Is | I Want To Know What Love Is | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Jack Rabbit Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Come on Donald Say, 'You're Fired!' | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Empower the People | Shower the People | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| Brown Trout | DownTown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 57 | |
| Poor Poppa Smurf's has B@!!$ so Blue | I'll Melt With You | Modern English | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 661 | |
| It's A Grand Ole Party | Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? | Rod Stewart | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Parody People | Everyday People | Sly and the Family Stone | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 52 | |
| I Light the Bongs | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 79 | |
| You Make Lunch a Craps Game | You Give Love a Bad Name | Bon Jovi | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 54 | |
| I'm Going to South Virginia in my MInd | I'm Going to Carolina in My Mind | James Taylor | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| She Risks the Fangs of Count Dracula | Africa | Toto | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 64 | |
| Royal S.U.V.'s | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 50 | |
| Rage and Traffic | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| Don't Worry, Be Hippie | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerin | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 421 | |
| Smoke | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerin | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Sex me Up with your Pink Tu-tu | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Flat Chested Girls | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 178 | |
| You Make Me So Very Crabby | You've Made Me So Very Happy | Blood, Sweat, and Tears | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 926 | |
| Trump and Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 50 | |
| The Sweater | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Gentle Ways Will Please your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| There's Reigning Chicks | It's Raining Men | The Weather Girls | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 60 | |
| Don't Go Chasing Bootie Calls | Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls | T.L.C. | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.2 | 845 | |
| The Authors | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Cats and Fairies | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 57 | |
| Adolf the Red Ass Monkey | Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 105 | |
| Bonzo the Red Ass Monkey | Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 86 | |
| Christ and Christmas | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Christ and Christmas | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 54 | |
| The Fold | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.8 | 62 | |
| Reconciled | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Milk and Cookies | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| Stones and Beatles | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 52 | |
| Joan Rivers | MoonRiver | Andy Williams | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 58 | |
| Ming Yee has the Spice of Giants | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 53 | |
| Death and Taxes | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 64 | |
| The King of Red Bull Drinking | The King of Wishful Thinking | Go West | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Take a Swing at Golf Course living | The King of Wishful Thinking | Go West | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Golf and Lightning | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 59 | |
| Don't Drive Junks! (friends don't let friends driv | Don't Drive Drunk! | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| That Squirl! | That Girl! | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Fuse Box Hero | Juke Box Hero | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Trump Hertz | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Tire And Chains | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 55 | |
| Vampire in the Blood bank | Summer in the City | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 43 | |
| Another Trip to the Stall | Another Brick in the Wall part II | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Amazing Apes | Amazing Grace | John Newton | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| What a Friend We Have in Cheesecake | What a Friend We Have in Jesus | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 72 | |
| I'm Top Squirt on Daddy's Swim Team | I'm the King of Wishful thinking | Go West | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| How Late Thou Art | How Great Thou Art | Stuart K. Hine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| My Virile Most Dreams | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| A Roomful of Hookers | A Spoonful of Sugar | Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 70 | |
| A Prophet | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| A Prophet (Xpanded) | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Buck A. Rue | Paul Revere | Beastie Boys | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| I'd Like to Know What Dumb Is | I Want To Know What Love Is | Foreiner | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 150 | |
| Hot As Spice | Cold as Ice | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| I Want To Know What Fun Is | I Want To Know What Love Is | Foreigner | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 48 | |
| Venus Goes Spacey For a Martian Man | Girls Go Crazy 'bout A Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| I Wanna Know What One Is | I Wanna Know What Love Is | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| The Donald | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| The Roast | The Rose | Better Middler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Hitch Your Love On A Hay Ride | Take A Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Every Breast That's Saved | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 61 | |
| Trump Has ICE! | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Mexican Judo | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 259 | |
| Sense and Dollars | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 58 | |
| Words and Feathers | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 52 | |
| A Roach | The Rose | Bette Middler | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 74 | |
| Get Off Me! | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| The Best Is Built By Trump | The Best Is Yet To Come | Tony Bennet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| The Robe | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Holder of a Donor Card | Owner of a Lonley Heart | Yes | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.9 | 128 | |
| She Has A Very Good Rear | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| You've Got A Pet | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Moms Wont Let Me | Time Wont Let Me | Outsiders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Do You Believe That Skunk? | Do You Believe In Love? | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Acid Spill | Spinning Wheel | Blood, Sweat, and Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Like I Care! | Like a Prayer | Madonna | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 69 | |
| Believe it or Not, I'm Shoping with Cher | I'm Waling On Air (Greatst Amer. Hero Theme) | Mike Post/Stephen Geyer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 80 | |
| Wont Pay for Lunch | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Donald Trump's Club Song | Mickey Mouse Club Song | Mickey Mouse Club Singers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Squirrels | Girls | Beastite Boys | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| You've Really Lost Me | You Really Got Me | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Potentate | Purple Rain | Prince | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| It's Too Easy to Pass the Buck | It's So Easy... | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Bonzai Squirrel | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Mo' Better | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Heaven Help Me! Grandma's got her HEAD CHEESE on | Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On | Mel McDaniel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 67 | |
| Do your Job and Love it | Take this Job and Shove it! | Johnny Paycheck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Blogs Contagious | Rock of Ages | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Brown Cardboard | Green Acres | Vic Mizzy | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Sharks Will Eat You Alive! | Love Will Keep Us Alive | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| I Fought my Ma | I Fought the Law | The Bobby Fuller Four | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| Akimbo Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Give Me That Tax File Extension | Old Time Religeon | David Houston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Settle Down! | Shop Around | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 54 | |
| Donald | Daniel | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Wipe of a Diaper | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| I Sing the Mighty Power of Broads | I Sing the Mighty Power of God | Issac Watts/Ralp Vaughn Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Testicles | Mexico | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| If You're Crabby... | If You're Happy and You Know it (Clap your Hands) | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Donald in his Jet with Truffles | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles/Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| A Little Fragrance | Patience | Guns-N-Roses | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Everybody Do Jung Tonight | Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Wang Chung | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Socrates (Sophist Greek?) | Super Freak | Rick James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Trump Can't Dance | I Can't Dance | Genesis | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 59 | |
| She's Difficult | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| If Us Clowns Striked | When The Doves Cry | Prince | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 101 | |
| She's GOOGable | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 76 | |
| The Huxtables | The Brady Bunch | The Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| CHILLAX | Relax | Frankie Goes to Hollywood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Mr. Cream Puff | Mr. Big Stuff | Jean Knight | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 56 | |
| Like It's Urgent | Like a Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Gratuitary Gland | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Satirical Squirrel | Material Girl | Madonna | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 53 | |
| Deliverance Hills | Beverly Hills | Wheezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Ipod While You Work | Whistle While You Work | From Disney's, 'Snow White' | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 74 | |
| Say Whatever | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| A Soft Dark Light | A Hard Days Night | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Park that Clunky Buick | Play that Funky Music | Wild Cherry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Re-Tool your Gender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 52 | |
| Warren you're a Good Man | Baby you're a Rich Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| All Your Buttons | All My Lovin' | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 70 | |
| The Challenge of 'The Donald' | The Ballad of John Chisum | Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Your Cuticles | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Share Investment Shares | Dream a Little Dream | Mama Cas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Future Fate | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Everything Takes Touch | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| He's, Squeezing | Please, Please Me | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Can't Vote For Me Absentina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Madonna | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 62 | |
| Below Up-High | Hello Goodbye | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Cuss, Cuss, Me Out | Love, Love Me Do | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Honey Do | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| If I Could Bend Trump Like MY Gumby | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Trump The Magnate/baron | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Another Hit to be Mauled | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Love In A Brothel | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 41 | |
| 'The Donald' Rocks | Money Talks | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Nuts & Squirrels | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Lionel Mertens | Like a Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Turtle Breakfast | Pearl Necklace | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Scooby Doobie | Tube Steak Boogie | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 343 | |
| Memory Lane | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 61 | |
| Corporal Klinger: Hair Cross Dressed Man | SGT. Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| We Don't Need Another Nero | We Don't Need Another Hero | Tina Turner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| What's Lust Got To Do With It? | What's Love Got To Do With It? | Tina Turner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| I Play Pretend | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| I'm Just Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gee's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Craigslist Hookers | Lonesome Loser | Little River Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| With Bedroom Eyes | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| You're Breakin' Wind | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Rasputian Rapsody | Bohemian Rapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Is Your Colon Spastic? | Do You Believe in Magic? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| She Shook Her Derriere | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Ain't No Witches(Like one 'Eyed' Marge) | Ain't No Woman(Like the one I Got) | The Four Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Squirrel Brains | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Hypothetical | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| FARMER MAN | Renegade | Styx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Smooth Copulater | Smooth Opertator | Sade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Friends Over Boiled Lobster | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 61 | |
| Master Thespian | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| A Slew of These Plagerous Schemes | A Few of My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Born To Be Kal-el | Born to be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Like a HedgeHog | Like a Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Sniff Airplane Glue | The Old Grey Mare | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Sikhist Taxi Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Guys with Dry Nipples | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Soccer/Taxi Mom | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 92 | |
| My Nipples | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Immutable | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| En Vogue | The Rose | Bette Middler | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 58 | |
| Un-Tamed Melody | Unchainded Melody | Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Lewd Osculater | Smooth Operator | Sade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Daddy's got a Peacock | Mama's got a Squeeze Box | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 508 | |
| Let TrumpU Open the Doors | Let My Love Open the Door | Pete Townsend | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Let TrumpU open the Doors | Let My Love Open the Door | Pete Townsend | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| The Caw of a Crow | The Wings of a Dove | Ferlin Husky | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 64 | |
| When You're Hanged | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| When You Tank | People are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Sons of Abraham | Father Abraham | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Dear Students: | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| You Wanna Probe My Past? | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Houston We Have Got an Item | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| NASA We Have Got an Item | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 49 | |
| You Could Do Much Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Rosie-N-Donald | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Bet it Lee | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Bollywood Films | Strawberry Fields | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| We Can't Have That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Cannabis | Edelweiss | Julie Andrews | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 81 | |
| Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You | Can't Keep My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Britney! (It's My Hair Dew) | Nothing Compares To You | Sinead O'Connor | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 152 | |
| Little Miss Bo Peep | Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Love Coaching (on at nine) | Love Potion Number Nine | The Searchers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Feel Like Stroganoff | Feel Like Making Love | Bad Company | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Mr. Trump You Have A Luscious Daughter | Mrs. Brown You Have A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Sancho Claus is Going to Town | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| CrackerJack® Drivers | Paper Back Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Tony Robbins | Rockin' Robin | Bobby Day | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 77 | |
| Butt Crack | Love Shack | B-52's | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 215 | |
| Anna Nicolactic Shock! | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Women and Whisky | Crimson and Clover | Tommy James & The Shondells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Harley to Ride | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Born in the State of Shock! | Born in the U.S.A. | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| My Team | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Angler in the Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Brain Freeze! | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Lindsay's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| No Wards! | No Time | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| It Don't Mean A Thing (If You Ain't Got Cha-Ching) | It Don't Mean A Thing (If it Ain't Got That Swing) | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Tequila | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| You're So Good | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| If You're Wealthy with A Title | If You're Happy and You Know It | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Poker Games In The Buff | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 136 | |
| Dromedairy Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Anytime You Glue (Your Contacts With Glue) | Everything I Do | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| We're Off To See Her Mother | We're Off To See The Wizard | Judy Garland | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 151 | |
| Where Everybody Knows You're Gay | Where Everybody Knows Your Name | Gary Portnoy | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Short, Short Mighty Mort | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| They Caught You Craig | I Got You Babe | Sonny & Cher | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 174 | |
| The Poor | The Rose | Bette Middler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Trumpin' with Gumption | Somethin' from Nothin' | Billy Preston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Celibate Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Kitty Kat | Jimmy Mack | Martha & The Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Toke On A Hooter | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Summer's Eve® | Summer Breeze | Seals & Croft | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Lego® Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Diaper Man | Spider Man | T.V. Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| It's Good Not Gooder | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Head and Hummers® | Bread and Butter | The Newbeats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Life Is Good (With God So Near) | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| If I Had A Stammer | If I Had A Hammer | Peter, Paul, & Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Hundred Ways To Roll Your Hummer® | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Don't You Call It Chicken Wire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Saucy Lady | Foxy Lady | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Jump His Bones... Lady!! | Take Me Home Tonight | Eddie Money | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 80 | |
| Baggage Claim | Rocket Man | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| The Church of Scientology | The Cult of Personality | In Living Color | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Sexy Beach Thongs | Silly Love Songs | Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Southern Californians Could Get Mono Lakiousis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Soundtrack from Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| You Don't Have To Live Like You're Royalty | Refugee | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| We Can Duke It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Duck Be a Gravy | Luck Be a Lady | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Give Your Parents Hell | Teach Your Children Well | Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young) | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 146 | |
| For the Love of Trumpy | For the Love of Money | The O'Jays | No Votes | 71 | |||
| The Jello® Mold of Texas | The Yellow Rose of Texas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Cease & Desist | Live and Let Die | Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Barbecue Fun | Band On The Run | Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Freak! | Creep | Stone Temple Pilots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Twice The Size I'm 'Sposed To Be | Half The Man I Used To Be | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Cosmical Lunarcy | Rock and Roll Fantasy | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Come Bat With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| The Pansy Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| The Panty Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| When I'm Really Bored | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Secret® Fragrence Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| When Oakies Sing | When Smokey Sings | ABC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 88 | |
| Little Blue Smurfette | Little Red Corvette | Prince | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Shrinks Want To Help | Think For Yourself | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| You've Got To Seek Approval | I've Got To Keep On Movin' | Men At Work | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Tell 'The Mob' To Shove It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Cooked My Goose | Turn Me Loose | Lover Boy | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 75 | |
| I Fought The Mob | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 77 | |
| I Am The Player | You Are The Woman | Firefall | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Kiss Me With Your Lips Soft | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Make It Cheesy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| You've Found A Love For Drinking | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| My Girl Drinks Bacardi® To Unwind | My Girl Wants To Party All The Time | Eddie Murphy/Rick James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Jolliness Is Some Spiced Rum | Happiness Is A Warm Gun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Courtesy | Can't You See | The Marshall Tucker Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 35 | |
| The Irate Chihuahua | The Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| Siphoning Gas Tanks | Life In The Fast Lane | Eagles | No Votes | 2 | |||
