Oh, this COVID 19 is frightful
And the masks are so unsightful
And since you should be indohs
Watch game shows, watch same shows, watch lame shows

Whoever shows signs of coughing
Feels like they might need a coffin
Until you turn up your toes
Wash your clothes, smell a rose, strike a pose

While we literally live in fright
How we hate going out to be warned
And if you go to church tonight
On your way home you'll be scorned

The News is para-lyzing
And the fear is quickly rising
Stand off when you blow your nose
Think of those, who are close, if snot flows

Oh, they're pulling out all the stoppers
Cause we need more masks for shoppers
Make a mask out of panty hose
In the throes, of these gross, virus woes

Out of your home you'll be scorned
Out of your home you'll be scorned

The Crews are mobilizing
But their gear needs standardizing
As far as the virus goes

They're the Pros, they're the Pros, They're Pros
They're the Pros, they're the Pros, They're Pros
They're the Pros, they're the Pros, They're Pros