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Song Parodies -> "Rage and Traffic"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Rage and Traffic"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
Merge together into hell and havoc
This I tell commuters
You can't drive home without some fued'ers
Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
It's an interchange that's often graphic
Ask the back seat driver's
And they will say they are survivors
Try, try, try conciliation
It's a preclusion
Try, try, try and you will only come
To need defusion
Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
Go together like J-Lo and Afleck
Learn from those crash dummies
You can't drive safe by being chummy
Merge together into hell and havoc
This I tell commuters
You can't drive home without some fued'ers
Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
It's an interchange that's often graphic
Ask the back seat driver's
And they will say they are survivors
Try, try, try conciliation
It's a preclusion
Try, try, try and you will only come
To need defusion
Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
Go together like J-Lo and Afleck
Learn from those crash dummies
You can't drive safe by being chummy
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This drove me to laughter.
A rush hour job it seems, I would have had "Learn from crash test dummies" in the last verse, but I'm giving you digits 4, 5 and 5 again anyway. (Note: Not numero 3).
delightfully funny
This is extremely good...Especially the line, "Go together like J-Lo and Afleck"...5's
Good balance between original-song references and new material--you handled the difficult "traffic" rhymes very creatively. 5-5-5.
Your rhymage is sublimage.
Found this via the random feature, Lionel. Good work and funny with an OS that gave you little room.
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